Papaver Somniferum ... activate my mu and take me to Xanadu
posted by FistingChamp at 11:53 AM
I can guarantee that reading this blog is a complete waste of time. So if you have anything else to do, even if it is asinine as flossing or organizing your sock drawer ... take this opportunity to walk away from your computer and do it. If you continue to read, you have my sympathy.
9 Comments:
i read through your blog, i love it! omg you fucking crack me up.
btw, some of the best ways to be "sweet tasting" are eating parsley and pineapple. consuming fruits and high quality alcohol is good for a pleasant, sugary flavor. chemically processed liquors can produce an acidic taste. eating less meat and protein and eating more carbohydrates, vegetables, and fresh fruit can help improve taste. i know this from personal experience and it really does work. i usually tell the guys i date, "hey, i'll do my part (very well i might add) if you do yours."
Oh Fisting Champ, you're my hero!
hooray! you got it!
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I love how the sounds of Tool and that chick fisting herself combine...sounds like some kind of remix or something. Awesome.
omg! what did i start here? that video is so fucking gross. don't get me wrong, i love the porn and all, but that was just a little more that i needed/wanted to see. gross, gross, grooossss!
Papaver Somniferum - the "sleep-inducing" flower. Producer of the-life giving and life-taking nectar the world has had a love affair with for over five and half thousand years.
Absolver of pain...pleasure's companion...
Hahaha, well, I think I may have lost some of my endorsements with that bottom video! But hey, this is a fisting site right? I thought I would post a new fisting video every few days ... let me know what y'all think. I know that there could potentially be youngsters who view this blog and to you I say, "Cover your eyes! And no peeking!" Awww, what the hell, innocence isn't supposed to last anyway ... fist away.
And hello Wino Mchackenpuke. I am always hacking and puking myself, so I guess it's kind of a coincidence that you have that name. I see you are familiar with Papaver Somniferum. Is it a past love affair, or do you still indulge? Or are you just an enthusiast? Maybe we should chat about this later. Anyway, glad to see someone new here in Fistingland, I hope you are entertained!
OMG! why didn' i think of it before.. this has to be the medication i mentioned on my blog..
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