Here I am .... Rock you like a hurricane

It is a rare occasion that I actually write anything in my blog. But right now I have some time to kill and would like to share some thoughts with everyone out there in cyberland. First of all, I am going to take this opportunity to educate you all on the topic of fisting. In previous blogs I provided detailed instructions on how to fist and the benefits of fisting. Since you obviously know how to use the internet, chances are you have been exposed to fisting in one form or another. What you possibly didn't know is that fisting is not necessarily the violent, forceful act that you see in raunchy porn pop-ups along with incest and horse cock. It is an advanced sexual technique, often employed by the lesbian population but enjoyed by persons of all sexual orientations, that invovles the insertion of a hand or "fist" into an orifice (vaginal or anal) followed by a gradual progression of thrusts that build up to a what can potentially be a full-blown fistfuck. Fist fucking can be painful and hazardous to your health if not performed correctly, so here are instructions for all you beginners.

http://www.sextutor.com/fisting.shtml

Being a huge Clint Eastwood fan, I really like the title of this lesson, "A Fist Full of Pussy: Fisting Made Easy". How clever.

In this next article, from the Lesbian Life section of About.com, fisting is described as, " an act that requires patience, arousal and lots of lubrication." With a difficulty rating of "hard" and a time requirement of "at least a half hour," you can't have a quicky fisty. The instructions provided in this article are much more detailed than in the previous link. Check it out.

http://lesbianlife.about.com/od/lesbiansex/ht/HowtoFist.htm

Have I mentioned you can fist yourself?

Or if you prefer, you can enjoy a heated game of "hand ball"!

From that last site, if you go back to the main index you can also read tutorials on how to deep throat, eat pussy, and prepare yourself for getting it up the ass. So if you didn't know, now you know.

Here is a good story of a gay mans first fisting experience ... you should read it, gay or not. The title is quite humorous, "My God, I've Got My Hand Inside You". The internet has got it all.


So, that is your fisting lesson for today. All these links are meant to be purely educational, not for you to get off on ... so fucking learn something and don't masturbate. In a future post I will give y'all some nasty fisting porno images so you can see how it's done by professionals.

Till then, have a glorious day.

And goddammit, I just wrote a huge post about fistfucking .... I better get some fucking comments or there is something wrong with you people.